S01E01 · SCENE 12/21 · 06:24
Good News, Bad News · Comedy Club Stage
Stand-up: Laundry Nightclub
Jerry performs stand-up comparing the washing machine to a nightclub for clothes.
06:24→08:10
in the episode · 1m 46s · S01E01
What happens
06:24–08:10On stage, Jerry describes laundry day as the only exciting day for clothes. He personifies shirts and underwear dancing in the 'nightclub' washer, and socks plotting escape from the dryer to become puppets. He jokes about detergent ads showing bloodstain removal implying violence.
Key lines
from this scene06:49JERRY: You come by, open up the lid and they all...
07:14JERRY: The dryer door swings open, the sock is waiting up against the side wall.
07:38JERRY: Come on. You got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now.
07:45JERRY: Maybe you ought to get the harpoon out of your chest first.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
06:45Shirt grabs underwear: 'Come on, babe, let's go'
07:20Socks escape dryer, get buttons sewn on, join puppet show
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