S01E01 · SCENE 23/21 · 16:37
Airport Greeting Analysis

George explains greeting signals: bags down, lip area, hug types, hand sandwich.

16:37→17:08
in the episode · 0m 31s · S01E01
Airport Greeting Analysis

What happens

16:37–17:08

At the airport, George details the taxonomy of greetings: putting bags down first is good; lip contact is good; full hug is good; 'shoulders touching, hips eight feet apart' hug is brutal; handshake is bad; 'hand sandwich' is ambiguous. They await Laura.

WhereAirport
DriverGeorge
Positionact3 · setup
ThreadLaura's Visit

Key lines

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16:44

JERRY: Sure, Laura, sure. I can't believe you're here.

16:59

That wasn't in the manual.

17:03

JERRY: So what do you think?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
investigation0.9
misunderstanding0.6
tense0.5
deadpan0.5
scheme0.3
rapid back and forthcoined phrase

Beats

16:11George defines the 'hips eight feet apart' hug
16:21George details the 'hand sandwich' ambiguity

Scene in the episode

16:37–17:08
B · Signal Analysis

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