S01E01 · SCENE 25/21 · 22:04
Good News, Bad News · Comedy Club Stage
Stand-up: Men's Ideas

Jerry closes with stand-up on men's obvious desires and terrible pickup strategies.

22:04→22:08
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What happens

22:04–22:08

Jerry contrasts men's obviousness with women's subtlety. He mocks men's best ideas: honking car horns and yelling from construction sites. He describes a global male organization honking horns to serve women better, frustrated by articles on 'Where to Meet Men' because men are already everywhere.

WhereComedy Club Stage
DriverJerry
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadLaura's Visit

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22:05

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20:33Jerry analyzes the car horn honk as out of ideas
21:11Jerry describes global male organization

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