S01E01 · SCENE 21/21 · 13:35
Good News, Bad News · Comedy Club Stage
Stand-up: Dating & Cotton Balls
Jerry performs stand-up on dating pressure and the mystery of cotton balls.
13:35→15:42
in the episode · 2m 07s · S01E01

What happens
13:35–15:42Jerry compares dating to a job interview with a chance of nudity. He rants about women's inexplicable need for massive bags of cotton balls, which vanish in two days, only appearing later as tortured remnants in wastebaskets. He once used a left-behind bag as cockroach deterrents.
Key lines
from this scene13:36JERRY: How's the real estate business?
13:48JERRY: You handle any of that commercial real estate that...?
13:59JERRY: Let's go. You're on-stage in 25 minutes.
15:00JERRY: Two or three look like they've been through some horrible experience.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
14:20Jerry rants on cotton ball consumption
15:12Jerry used cotton balls as cockroach deterrents
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