S03E05 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:03
The Library · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Bathing Suits

Jerry performs stand-up about old people wearing outdated bathing suits and trunk confusion.

00:03→00:53
in the episode · 0m 50s · S03E05

What happens

00:03–00:53

Jerry opens with a monologue mocking senior bathing suit styles and the confusion of wearing someone else's ill-fitting trunks.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadAstronaut Pen Feud

Key lines

from this scene
00:04

I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits.

00:39

You ever put on a bathing suit that you don't know exactly where you are inside the bathing suit?

00:46

I'm waiting for the boat to come back."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
petty grievance0.4
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

00:10Father has suits from other centuries
00:43Parasailing joke

Scene in the episode

00:03–00:53
A · Astronaut Pen Feud
B · Elaine Back Pain
C · Condo Ceremony Chaos

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Elaine Takes Too Many Muscle Relaxants | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Acts Weird After Too Many Muscle Relaxants | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) · Scene City
Seinfeld - Jack and Jerry " Take the pen!" · Classic Entertainment
Seinfeld: The Pen (Clip) | TBS · TBS
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Tales From Del Boca Vista | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
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