S03E05 · SCENE 23/20 · 14:51
The Library · Condo Clubhouse
Ceremony Elaine Drugged

At the ceremony, Elaine is high on muscle relaxers; Jack roasts Morty; Morty attacks Jack on stage.

14:51→19:51
in the episode · 5m 00s · S03E05

What happens

14:51–19:51

Elaine slurs 'astronaut'; Jack mocks Morty's presidency; Morty demands Jack admit taking the pen; they brawl on stage breaking dental plate.

WhereCondo Clubhouse
DriverJack
Positionact3 · payoff
ThreadAstronaut Pen Feud

Key lines

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15:05

Astronaut! Astro...

16:39

Hey, Jack, let's get started.

17:05

A man who slept more hours on the job than Ronald Reagan.

19:45

Dr. Chernov is the one you'll have to suck up to.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
chaotic0.7
humiliation0.6
violence0.4
absurd0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

15:11Elaine says astronaut
17:54Pen fight on stage
18:11Dental plate broken

Scene in the episode

14:51–19:51
A · Astronaut Pen Feud
B · Elaine Back Pain
C · Condo Ceremony Chaos

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Includes this scene · Elaine Takes Too Many Muscle Relaxants | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - The Pen S3:E3 · Comedy Cable
Jerry Takes The Pen | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Jerry & Elaine Stay In Florida | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Acts Weird After Too Many Muscle Relaxants | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) · Scene City
Seinfeld - Jack and Jerry " Take the pen!" · Classic Entertainment
Seinfeld: The Pen (Clip) | TBS · TBS
Take The Pen - Seinfeld · B O
So Where's The New Pen - Seinfeld · B O
Tales From Del Boca Vista | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - Take the Pen · bstev98
Jack ''The Emcee'' Klompus Roasts Morty Seinfeld | ©1991 WBTV · DJ Sean E 🇺🇸

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