S03E05 · SCENE 22/20 · 14:16
The Library · Jerry's parents' house
Pen Fight Escalates

Morty and Jack argue violently over the pen and Scotch tape; Morty bans them from ceremony.

14:16→14:51
in the episode · 0m 35s · S03E05

What happens

14:16–14:51

Morty accuses Jack of stealing the pen; Jack claims Jerry begged for it; they bicker over Scotch tape until Morty kicks them out.

WhereJerry's parents' house
DriverMorty
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadAstronaut Pen Feud

Key lines

from this scene
14:32

Is it the white shoes?

14:42

Well, this should be a very interesting evening.

14:45

What about those muscle relaxers?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
rivalry0.7
angry0.6
chaotic0.4
escalation0.3
argumentrapid back and forth

Beats

13:35He begged me for it
14:08Get the hell out

Scene in the episode

14:16–14:51
A · Astronaut Pen Feud
B · Elaine Back Pain
C · Condo Ceremony Chaos

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Seinfeld - The Pen S3:E3 · Comedy Cable
Jerry Takes The Pen | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Jerry & Elaine Stay In Florida | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Takes Too Many Muscle Relaxants | The Pen | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Acts Weird After Too Many Muscle Relaxants | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) · Scene City
Seinfeld - Jack and Jerry " Take the pen!" · Classic Entertainment
Seinfeld: The Pen (Clip) | TBS · TBS
Take The Pen - Seinfeld · B O
So Where's The New Pen - Seinfeld · B O
Tales From Del Boca Vista | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - Take the Pen · bstev98
Jack ''The Emcee'' Klompus Roasts Morty Seinfeld | ©1991 WBTV · DJ Sean E 🇺🇸

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