S01E05 · SCENE 11/23 · 10:37
The Stock Tip · Dry Cleaner
Dry Cleaner: Shrunken Shirt

Jerry argues with a dry cleaner over a shrunken shirt, demanding an admission of guilt.

10:37→11:49
in the episode · 1m 12s · S01E05
Dry Cleaner: Shrunken Shirt

What happens

10:37–11:49

Jerry confronts the dry cleaner about a shirt shrunk to puppet size. Without a receipt, the cleaner denies fault. Jerry insists on a confession rather than money, eventually extracting a muttered admission.

WhereDry Cleaner
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadStock Investment

Key lines

from this scene
10:47

Do you see the size of this shirt?

11:00

JERRY: What am I gonna do with this?

11:09

I take this tiny shirt all over the city conning dry cleaners out of money?

11:41

Just tell me you shrunk it.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
confession0.7
interrogation0.5
angry0.5
awkward0.5
petty grievance0.4
argumentrapid back and forth

Beats

11:22Admission of guilt demand
11:46Cleaner admits shrinking

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A · Stock Investment
B · Vermont Trip
C · Cat Allergy
D · Hospital Visit

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