Jerry's Apartment: Cat Hit Man · The Stock Tip

S01E05 · SCENE 13/23 · 12:42

The Stock Tip · Jerry's apartment

Jerry's Apartment: Cat Hit Man

Elaine suggests hiring a hit man for Robert's cats; Kramer offers to shave them.

12:42→14:26

in the episode · 1m 44s · S01E05

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What happens

12:42–14:26

Elaine jokes about paying $13-14 per cat for a 'hit.' Jerry refuses to kill cats. Kramer suggests shaving them instead. Jerry declines to join, waiting for George's hospital return.

WhereJerry's apartment

DriverElaine

Positionact2 · escalation

ThreadCat Allergy

Key lines

from this scene

13:03
ELAINE: I don't know. I can't think of any solution.

13:10
Unless, of course, they should meet with some unfortunate accident.

13:56
JERRY: Yeah, he's nuts. You wanna bump off a couple of cats.

14:14
JERRY: You don't have to say "wow." I know it's "wow."

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Scene DNA

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Beats

13:10Unfortunate accident suggestion

13:35Shave the cats idea

Scene in the episode

12:42–14:26

A · Stock Investment

1 3 4 5 7 8 11 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

B · Vermont Trip

C · Cat Allergy

2 13

D · Hospital Visit

9 10

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