S01E05 · SCENE 12/23 · 11:49
The Stock Tip · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Dry Cleaning

Jerry performs stand-up on the absurdity of the dry cleaning process and logic.

11:49→12:42
in the episode · 0m 53s · S01E05

What happens

11:49–12:42

Jerry jokes that dry cleaning is a misnomer since liquids must be used, comparing it to rubbing a stain dry. He mocks the industry's legal disclaimers and the collective belief in the impossible.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · aftermath
ThreadStock Investment

Key lines

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11:54

"Well, it's ruined."

12:37

There's a lot of shirts today."

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social rule violation0.2
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Beats

12:17No such thing as dry cleaning
12:29Rubbing stain dry analogy

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A · Stock Investment
B · Vermont Trip
C · Cat Allergy
D · Hospital Visit

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