S01E05 · SCENE 21/23 · 18:39
The Stock Tip · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: George Wins, Elaine Loses

At Monk's, George reveals $8000 profit; Elaine lost boyfriend to cats; Wilkinson had nose job.

18:39→19:38
in the episode · 0m 59s · S01E05
Monk's: George Wins, Elaine Loses

What happens

18:39–19:38

George celebrates his $8000 gain on Centrax. Elaine admits Robert chose the cats over her. George reveals Wilkinson's hospitalization was for a nose job, not illness, and shares a new tip: robot butcher company Tramco.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact3 · payoff
ThreadStock Investment

Key lines

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19:05

GEORGE: You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.

19:19

ELAINE: I gave him an ultimatum.

19:33

ELAINE: Almost as bad as losing out to a perfume.

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Beats

18:51George 8000 profit
19:05Wilkinson nose job
19:23Robert chose cats

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18:39–19:38
A · Stock Investment
B · Vermont Trip
C · Cat Allergy
D · Hospital Visit

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