S01E05 · SCENE 8/23 · 07:18
The Stock Tip · Jerry's apartment
Jerry's Apartment: Tie Dispenser

George arrives; Jerry wants to sell but George insists on holding. Kramer pitches a tie dispenser.

07:18→07:31
in the episode · 0m 13s · S01E05
Jerry's Apartment: Tie Dispenser

What happens

07:18–07:31

George tells Jerry to hold the stock, blaming junk bonds. Kramer distracts with his roll-out tie dispenser invention idea. Jerry calls Simons to reach Wilkinson.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadStock Investment

Key lines

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07:22

That's almost half my money. Hey, I told you.

07:25

KRAMER: Yeah, you told me. It's all manipulated with junk bonds.

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rapid back and forthphone call

Beats

07:34Junk bonds manipulation claim
08:03Tie dispenser pitch

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07:18–07:31
A · Stock Investment
B · Vermont Trip
C · Cat Allergy
D · Hospital Visit

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