S03E01 · SCENE 14/18 · 14:18
The Note · Jerry's Apartment
Kids Call George Mary

George tells Jerry and Elaine that kids called him a 'Mary' after he pranced over a puddle.

14:18→14:50
in the episode · 0m 32s · S03E01
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What happens

14:18–14:50

George enters with a scraped knee, explaining he was jumped by kids who called him a 'Mary' after he pranced over a puddle. He chased them, tripped, and fell. Jerry and Elaine suggest the kids were perceptive about his sexuality crisis. Roy calls with bad news.

WhereJerry's Apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadGeorge Sexuality Crisis

Key lines

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14:19

These kids called me a Mary.

14:26

For some reason, I went like this:

14:44

No, really. What is that?

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Scene DNA

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humiliation0.8
humiliating0.6
comeuppance0.5
misunderstanding0.4
awkward0.4
phone callrapid back and forth

Beats

14:19George reveals 'Mary' insult
14:51Roy calls about investigation

Scene in the episode

14:18–14:50
A · Massage Notes Fraud
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B · George Sexuality Crisis
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C · Kramer DiMaggio Sighting
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