S03E01 · SCENE 3/18 · 01:18
The Note · Monk's Cafe
Massage Insurance Scheme
Jerry and George discuss getting free massages via insurance fraud.
01:18→01:53
in the episode · 0m 35s · S03E01
What happens
01:18–01:53At Monk's, Jerry mentions his physical therapist uses ultrasound, making it a medical procedure covered by insurance with a doctor's note. George and Elaine express interest in getting notes from Jerry's dentist friend Roy to avoid paying.
Key lines
from this scene01:22I'd constantly be feeling around with my lips and my tongue.
01:36He was at a carnival with his mother. She gets a hot dog next thing you know, she turns around, boom, he's gone.
01:49You never know who's crazy. I could be one of these people.
Scene DNA
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Beats
00:52Jerry reveals insurance covers physical therapy
03:43George and Elaine agree to get notes
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Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld156 episodes · drives 890 scenes
George CostanzaJason Alexander154 episodes · drives 743 scenes
Elaine BenesJulia Louis-Dreyfus156 episodes · drives 430 scenes
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