S03E01 · SCENE 2/18 · 00:51
The Note · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Worst Doctor

Jerry imagines someone recommending the absolute worst doctor.

00:51→01:18
in the episode · 0m 27s · S03E01

What happens

00:51–01:18

Jerry continues his set, imagining a conversation where someone recommends a terrible 'butcher' of a doctor. He mocks the 'tell him I sent you' ritual and the idea of getting 'real medicine' versus Tic Tacs.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · escalation
ThreadMassage Notes Fraud

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00:58

What do you think the worst part of being blind is?

01:05

You know, if you were blind what do you think the worst part of it would be?

01:12

I think it would be not being able to tell if there was bugs in my food.

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deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.5
petty grievance0.5
absurd0.2
monologue

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A · Massage Notes Fraud
B · George Sexuality Crisis
C · Kramer DiMaggio Sighting

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