S03E01 · SCENE 9/18 · 09:46
The Note · Monk's Cafe
Kramer Sees DiMaggio

Kramer claims he saw Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts.

09:46→11:00
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Kramer Sees DiMaggio

What happens

09:46–11:00

Kramer enters Monk's and announces he saw Joe DiMaggio dunking donuts at Dinky Donuts. Jerry, George, and Elaine vehemently disbelieve him, arguing DiMaggio would never go to a dingy donut shop. Kramer insists the man was intensely focused on his eating.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadKramer DiMaggio Sighting

Key lines

from this scene
10:26

I don't even like to use urinals. Always been a stall man.

10:31

Look, I'm telling-

10:34

I'm telling you, that was Joe DiMaggio.

10:51

Oh, what are you, like a Quaker now?

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Scene DNA

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absurd0.7
coincidence0.6
obsession0.4
rivalry0.3
deadpan0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

09:50Kramer announces DiMaggio sighting
10:01Jerry disputes DiMaggio at Dinky

Scene in the episode

09:46–11:00
A · Massage Notes Fraud
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B · George Sexuality Crisis
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C · Kramer DiMaggio Sighting
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