S03E01 · SCENE 4/18 · 01:53
The Note · Julianna's Office
Jerry Recounts Massage

Jerry tells George and Elaine about his massage session with Julianna and the kidnapped boy comment.

01:53→02:20
in the episode · 0m 27s · S03E01
Jerry Recounts Massage

What happens

01:53–02:20

At Monk's, Jerry recounts to George and Elaine how he told Julianna about the kidnapped boy during his massage, and how she reacted with paranoia. He also complains about the ginger in the Chinese food.

WhereJulianna's Office
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadMassage Notes Fraud

Key lines

from this scene
01:58

We have a woman. Why?

02:06

I'm talking about the ones that forge them.

02:15

I don't live near here, you know.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
awkward0.8
misunderstanding0.7
social rule violation0.5
tense0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

01:30Jerry tells kidnapped boy story
02:13Julianna seems paranoid

Scene in the episode

01:53–02:20
A · Massage Notes Fraud
B · George Sexuality Crisis
C · Kramer DiMaggio Sighting

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