S07E03 · SCENE 1/13 · 00:01
The Maestro · Comedy club
Jerry's coffee rant
Jerry talks about coffee
00:01→00:41
in the episode · 0m 40s · S07E03
What happens
00:01–00:41Jerry discusses how coffee is everywhere and people always offer it to him. He jokes about how it's taken over humanity.
Key lines
from this scene00:19You could lift up a manhole cover: "We just made a fresh pot. Would you like some?"
00:27There are coffee machines we have to call "mister."
00:33"Coffee anyone?" "Hey, that's Mr. Coffee to you."
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weights 0–1monologue
Beats
00:19manhole cover coffee
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