S07E03 · SCENE 9/13 · 08:58
The Maestro · restaurant
Maestro's preference

Maestro introduces himself

08:58→10:07
in the episode · 1m 09s · S07E03
Maestro's preference

What happens

08:58–10:07

Elaine meets a maestro who prefers to be called 'Maestro' instead of his actual name, Bob. He explains that he is a conductor and likes to be addressed as Maestro.

Whererestaurant
DriverMaestro
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadMaestro's house

Key lines

from this scene
09:08

I didn't mention it earlier, but, actually, I prefer to be called Maestro.

09:27

So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.

09:45

I once saw him in a bar, and somebody said: "Hello, Maestro, how about a beer?" Okay? So that's a fact.

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Scene DNA

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awkward0.6
absurd0.2
scheme0.1
rapid back and forth

Beats

09:08Maestro's explanation

Scene in the episode

08:58–10:07
A · Kramer's lawsuit
B · George's shopping trip
C · Elaine's new boyfriend
D · Jerry's Tuscany house search
E · George's chair
F · Maestro's house
G · George's security guard
H · Jerry's Tuscany house
I · Elaine's Maestro

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