Jerry rents a house · The Maestro

S07E03 · SCENE 18/13 · 19:30

The Maestro · Mr. Ciccio's office

Jerry rents a house

Jerry rents a house in Tuscany

19:30→21:43

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What happens

19:30–21:43

Jerry meets Mr. Ciccio and rents a house in Tuscany. Mr. Ciccio gives Jerry the keys and tells him to pay 2 million lire. Jerry tries to explain that he didn't want to rent the house, but Mr. Ciccio insists.

WhereMr. Ciccio's office

DriverJerry

Positionact3 · payoff

ThreadJerry's Tuscany house

Key lines

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20:00
Seventeen-hundred American.

20:18
I was just wondering if there were houses there to rent.

21:03
ELAINE: You were right, Maestro.

21:33
JERRY: I don't even know why I brought you. Nobody put a gun to your head.

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Beats

19:47Jerry asks about houses for rent

Scene in the episode

19:30–21:43

A · Kramer's lawsuit

1 3 4 6 11

B · George's shopping trip

2 5

C · Elaine's new boyfriend

D · Jerry's Tuscany house search

E · George's chair

F · Maestro's house

9 12

G · George's security guard

H · Jerry's Tuscany house

13 18

I · Elaine's Maestro

callback → scene 13

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