S07E03 · SCENE 12/13 · 14:07
The Maestro · various
Tuscany house

Jerry searches for a house

14:07→15:38
in the episode · 1m 31s · S07E03
Tuscany house

What happens

14:07–15:38

Jerry discusses the possibility of renting a house in Tuscany with Elaine and George. The Maestro claims that there are no houses available for rent in Tuscany.

Wherevarious
DriverJerry
Positionact3 · resolution
ThreadMaestro's house

Key lines

from this scene
14:31

I'm gonna get myself a free café latte.

15:26

MAESTRO: Come on, Elaine, let's take a ride. I was about to pop in some Verdi.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.5
scheme0.4
social rule violation0.4
tender0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

15:57Maestro's claim

Scene in the episode

14:07–15:38
A · Kramer's lawsuit
B · George's shopping trip
C · Elaine's new boyfriend
D · Jerry's Tuscany house search
E · George's chair
F · Maestro's house
G · George's security guard
H · Jerry's Tuscany house
I · Elaine's Maestro

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