S07E03 · EP 113
season 7 · October 5, 1995
The Maestro
written by Larry David · directed by Andy Ackerman · 34.6M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

13 scenes · 9 threads
scheme 19%social rule violation 16%absurd 14%tender 13%awkward 13%triumphant 9%misunderstanding 6%lie 2%tense 2%coincidence 2%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Kramer's lawsuit
134611
B · George's shopping trip
25
C · Elaine's new boyfriend
D · Jerry's Tuscany house search
E · George's chair
10
F · Maestro's house
912
G · George's security guard
14
H · Jerry's Tuscany house
1318
I · Elaine's Maestro
01

Every scene

13 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Comedy club · cold_openJerry's coffee rant

Jerry talks about coffee

00:01–00:41social_rule_violation · escalation
2 · George's apartment · act1George and Susan's conversation

George talks to Susan

00:41–01:33misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
3 ▸ 01:33
3 · Kramer's apartment · act1Kramer's lawsuit discussion

Kramer discusses his lawsuit with Jackie Chiles

01:33–03:18scheme · lie
4 ▸ 03:18
4 · Ross' store · act1George's shopping trip

George goes shopping

03:18–03:46social_rule_violation · misunderstanding
5 ▸ 03:46
5 · Ross' store · act1George's concern for the security guard

George helps the guard

03:46–04:26social_rule_violation · misunderstanding
6 ▸ 04:26
6 · Monk's Cafe · act2Kramer's lawsuit and Elaine's new boyfriend

Kramer and Elaine discuss their lives

04:26–06:44scheme · lie
9 ▸ 08:58
9 · restaurant · act1Maestro's preference

Maestro introduces himself

08:58–10:07social_rule_violation · scheme
10 ▸ 10:07
10 · men's clothing store · act1George's chair offer

George offers a chair

10:07–13:11scheme · social_rule_violation
11 ▸ 13:11
11 · Java World headquarters · act2Kramer's settlement

Kramer settles the lawsuit

13:11–14:07scheme · lie
12 ▸ 14:07
12 · various · act3Tuscany house

Jerry searches for a house

14:07–15:38scheme · social_rule_violation
13 ▸ 15:38
13 · Monk's Cafe · act1Jerry and George talk

Jerry and George discuss Tuscany

15:38–16:06scheme · misunderstanding
14 ▸ 16:06
14 · Monk's Cafe · act1George's chair idea

George wants to give a chair to a security guard

16:06–16:54scheme · social_rule_violation
18 ▸ 19:30
18 · Mr. Ciccio's office · act3Jerry rents a house

Jerry rents a house in Tuscany

19:30–21:43coincidence · pursuit
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Episode facts

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Aired
October 5, 1995
Overall
#113
Writers
Larry David
Director
Andy Ackerman
Viewers
34.6M (US)
Pace
141 words/min · 156 questions

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