S05E14 · SCENE 14/22 · 10:05
Bakery Cookie Philosophy

Jerry eats black-and-white cookie and preaches racial harmony.

10:05→11:18
in the episode · 1m 13s · S05E14

What happens

10:05–11:18

Jerry demonstrates the proper way to eat a black-and-white cookie, mixing black and white in each bite. He declares that if people looked to the cookie, all racial problems would be solved, while Elaine mocks his op-ed ambitions.

WhereBakery
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · callback
ThreadWine Purchase

Key lines

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10:06

What are we doing? Just get some gum or something.

10:51

You know, then there's an unusual number of people having sex with amputees.

11:04

Newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.

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obsession0.4
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monologuecoined phrase

Beats

11:34Jerry explains cookie eating technique
11:47Look to the cookie racial harmony

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10:05–11:18
A · Wine Purchase
B · Babka Quest
C · Vomit Streak
D · Double Parker

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