S05E14 · SCENE 9/22 · 07:01
The Marine Biologist · Liquor Store
Liquor Store Wine Selection

George and Kramer pick wine but George has no wallet due to osteopath advice.

07:01→07:58
in the episode · 0m 57s · S05E14

What happens

07:01–07:58

George and Kramer select a Mouton Cadet Bordeaux for twelve dollars. George cannot pay because he refuses to carry a wallet on his osteopath's advice that it throws his hips off-kilter, leaving Kramer to cover the cost.

WhereLiquor Store
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadWine Purchase

Key lines

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07:27

I'll pay you back later. I don't have my wallet.

07:44

Throws my hips off-kilter.

07:54

So, what do you do? Oh, I get by.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.5
petty grievance0.4
misunderstanding0.3
social rule violation0.3
deadpan0.3
awkward0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

07:05Select Mouton Cadet wine
07:37George has no wallet, osteopath excuse

Scene in the episode

07:01–07:58
A · Wine Purchase
B · Babka Quest
C · Vomit Streak
D · Double Parker

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