S05E14 · SCENE 18/22 · 15:45
Bakery Hair Replacement

Cashier gives replacement babka after coughing phlegm on it.

15:45→16:13
in the episode · 0m 28s · S05E14

What happens

15:45–16:13

Jerry and Elaine's number is called. They confront the cashier about the hair; she coughs phlegm onto the new babka before handing it over. Jerry jokes she traded hair for phlegm, and they leave with the cake.

WhereBakery
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadWine Purchase

Key lines

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15:49

We'd like another one.

15:58

Yeah, you wanna trade your hair for some phlegm.

16:10

Where is George and Kramer?

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Scene DNA

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humiliating0.5
humiliation0.4
comeuppance0.3
coincidence0.3
absurd0.3
deadpan0.2
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Beats

15:46Confront cashier about hair
15:53Cashier coughs phlegm on cake

Scene in the episode

15:45–16:13
A · Wine Purchase
B · Babka Quest
C · Vomit Streak
D · Double Parker

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