S05E14 · SCENE 17/22 · 14:00
The Marine Biologist · Liquor Store Street
Street Dictator Rant Wait
George rants about double-parkers as dictators while waiting in cold.
14:00→15:45
in the episode · 1m 45s · S05E14
What happens
14:00–15:45Freezing on the street, George launches into a tirade comparing double-parkers to Mussolini and Idi Amin, advocating the death penalty. He and Kramer discuss uncomfortable shoes, then George reveals his childhood trauma of finding a hair in his farina, causing him to run away for three hours.
Key lines
from this scene14:48They look comfortable. That's why I got them, but they're not.
14:59Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger.
15:08You can't tell me? All right.
15:29And I- I just kept running and they found me three hours later collapsed at a construction site.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologuerapid back and forth
Beats
14:31Double-parkers as dictators rant
15:12Hair in farina childhood story
Scene in the episode
14:00–15:45C · Vomit Streak
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George CostanzaJason Alexander154 episodes · drives 743 scenes
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