S05E14 · SCENE 15/22 · 11:18
Bakery Hair in Babka

Elaine finds hair in babka; cashier coughs; they wait for replacement.

11:18→13:11
in the episode · 1m 53s · S05E14

What happens

11:18–13:11

Elaine discovers a hair on the cinnamon babka. The cashier coughs in disgust upon seeing it. Jerry and Elaine argue about waiting for a replacement despite being late, with Jerry refusing to eat a hair-contaminated cake due to a childhood farina trauma.

WhereBakery
DriverElaine
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadWine Purchase

Key lines

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11:31

You'll start a war.

12:01

Look to the cookie.

12:15

All right, all right.

13:07

No. I'm bringing cake.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
petty grievance0.5
humiliating0.4
social rule violation0.3
awkward0.3
absurd0.3
misunderstanding0.2
argumentrapid back and forth

Beats

12:06Hair found on babka
12:18Cashier coughs at hair

Scene in the episode

11:18–13:11
A · Wine Purchase
B · Babka Quest
C · Vomit Streak
D · Double Parker

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