S05E14 · SCENE 21/22 · 18:15
The Marine Biologist · Comedy Club
Standup Chicken Personalities

Jerry standup questions if chickens have individual personalities.

18:15→19:14
in the episode · 0m 59s · S05E14

What happens

18:15–19:14

Jerry performs a standup bit wondering if chickens have distinct personalities and whether that would make eating them morally questionable. He jokes about the flap hat as an insanity defense accessory.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positionact3 · callback
ThreadWine Purchase

Key lines

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18:19

Where-? Where you going?

18:28

Could you tell five chickens apart just by the way they acted? Or would they all be walking around:

19:07

You're paying for these.

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obsession0.4
absurd0.3
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Beats

18:24Chicken personalities question
21:24Flap hat insanity defense

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18:15–19:14
A · Wine Purchase
B · Babka Quest
C · Vomit Streak
D · Double Parker

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