S01E02 · SCENE 11/16 · 14:45
The Stakeout · Jerry's Apartment
Kramer Pizza Pitch

Kramer pitches his make-your-own-pizza chain to Jerry and George.

14:45→15:53
in the episode · 1m 08s · S01E02
Kramer Pizza Pitch

What happens

14:45–15:53

Kramer describes 'Kramerica Industries' pizza place where customers smash dough and slide pies into ovens. Jerry and George mock the liability and absurdity.

WhereJerry's Apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadKramer Pizza Idea

Key lines

from this scene
14:57

And then, you slide it into the oven.

15:39

I just want to- Okay.

15:44

One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.8
absurd0.7
obsession0.6
deadpan0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

14:49Kramer describes pizza process
15:20Jerry: 'I can't imagine anyone wanting this'

Scene in the episode

14:45–15:53
A · Joel Horneck Breakup
B · George Floss Incident
C · Kramer Pizza Idea

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