S01E02 · SCENE 8/16 · 11:00
The Stakeout · Monk's Cafe
George Relationship Ends

George reveals his girlfriend broke up with him over lunch.

11:00→12:40
in the episode · 1m 40s · S01E02

What happens

11:00–12:40

George describes the 'four worst words' and eating egg salad while being dumped. He complains he paid the check despite being dumped.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · reveal
ThreadJoel Horneck Breakup

Key lines

from this scene
11:01

She calls me up at the office. She says, "We have to talk."

11:52

The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.

12:05

Yeah? Where'd he go? To an arcade?

12:30

What? I gave your ticket to Horneck.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
breakup0.9
petty grievance0.7
awkward0.5
deadpan0.5
humiliation0.4
rapid back and forth

Beats

11:26George eats during breakup
11:49George paid the check

Scene in the episode

11:00–12:40
A · Joel Horneck Breakup
B · George Floss Incident
C · Kramer Pizza Idea

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