S01E02 · SCENE 16/16 · 18:45
The Stakeout · Jerry's Apartment
Excuses Fail Scheduling
Jerry and Elaine invent wild excuses but Joel schedules games months ahead, with George and Kramer present.
18:45→22:01
in the episode · 3m 16s · S01E02
What happens
18:45–22:01They claim choir practice, organ donor screening, and Eastern European anthems. Joel pulls out a newspaper and maps out the entire Knicks season.
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from this scene18:54We were getting hit by sweat!
20:11Right. You know the wall being down and everything.
21:04You don't call back, they call again.
21:26We're out of time."
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Beats
20:08Choir practice Eastern European anthems
20:36Joel schedules entire season
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Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld156 episodes · drives 890 scenes
George CostanzaJason Alexander154 episodes · drives 743 scenes
Elaine BenesJulia Louis-Dreyfus156 episodes · drives 430 scenes
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