S01E02 · EP 2
season 1 · May 31, 1990
The Stakeout
written by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld · directed by Tom Cherones · 22.5M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

16 scenes · 3 threads
avoidance 13%deadpan 11%awkward 10%absurd 10%breakup 7%lie 7%scheme 7%humiliation 5%petty grievance 5%social rule violation 4%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Joel Horneck Breakup
B · George Floss Incident
C · Kramer Pizza Idea
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Every scene

16 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Comedy Club · cold_openJerry Standup Men Tools

Jerry performs standup about men's obsession with tools and construction sites.

00:01–01:37social_rule_violation
3 · Jerry's Apartment · act1George Floss Incident

George describes the floss incident in the theater lobby to Jerry and Kramer.

02:11–02:46misunderstanding · petty_grievance
4 · Jerry's Apartment · act1Joel Calls Jerry

Joel Horneck calls Jerry; Jerry avoids talking but gets stuck making plans.

02:46–05:06avoidance · social_rule_violation
5 · Jerry's Apartment · act1Jerry Explains Joel Friendship

Jerry explains his childhood friendship with Joel and why he can't end it to George and Kramer.

05:06–06:09avoidance · petty_grievance
6 · Jerry's Apartment · act1George Breakup Advice

George coaches Jerry to break up with Joel like a girlfriend, with Kramer listening.

06:09–06:53breakup · social_rule_violation
7 · Monk's Cafe · act2Monk's Breakup Attempt

Jerry tries to break up with Joel at Monk's but Joel cries and gets Knicks tickets.

06:53–11:00breakup · humiliation
8 · Monk's Cafe · act2George Relationship Ends

George reveals his girlfriend broke up with him over lunch.

11:00–12:40breakup · petty_grievance
9 · Bank · act2Jerry Gave Away Ticket

Jerry admits he gave George's Knicks ticket to Joel while at the bank.

12:40–13:58betrayal · lie
10 · Comedy Club · act2Jerry Standup Banks

Jerry performs standup about bank lines and empty mazes, then continues arguing with George.

13:58–14:45social_rule_violation
11 ▸ 14:45
11 · Jerry's Apartment · act2Kramer Pizza Pitch

Kramer pitches his make-your-own-pizza chain to Jerry and George.

14:45–15:53scheme · obsession
12 · Jerry's Apartment · act2Fake Nephew Excuse

Jerry lies to Joel's machine about tutoring nephew in geometry.

15:53–16:41lie · avoidance
13 ▸ 16:41
13 · Jerry's Apartment · act2Elaine Excuse List

Elaine gives Jerry and George a list of creative excuses to avoid Joel.

16:41–18:09scheme · lie
14 · Jerry's Apartment · act2Elaine Condemns Lies

Elaine calls Jerry and George infantile for lying instead of confronting Joel.

18:09–18:40confession · avoidance
15 · Jerry's Apartment · act3Kramer and Joel Arrive

Kramer reveals he went to the Knicks game with Joel and Joel arrives at the door.

18:40–18:45coincidence · avoidance
16 ▸ 18:45
16 · Jerry's Apartment · act3Excuses Fail Scheduling

Jerry and Elaine invent wild excuses but Joel schedules games months ahead, with George and Kramer present.

18:45–22:01avoidance · escalation
17 · Comedy Club · tagJerry Standup Talk Show

Jerry standup: pretend boring people are talk show guests.

22:01–22:05social_rule_violation
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Episode facts

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Aired
May 31, 1990
Overall
#2
Writers
Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
Director
Tom Cherones
Viewers
22.5M (US)
Pace
142 words/min · 100 questions

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