S01E02 · SCENE 13/16 · 16:41
The Stakeout · Jerry's Apartment
Elaine Excuse List
Elaine gives Jerry and George a list of creative excuses to avoid Joel.
16:41→18:09
in the episode · 1m 28s · S01E02
What happens
16:41–18:09Elaine reads absurd excuses like 'ran out of underwear' and 'diagnosed as multiple personality'. Jerry and George laugh at the suggestions.
Key lines
from this scene16:59I'll go if I don't have to talk.
17:05Okay, I'm gonna check my machine first.
17:25I have that list now, so in case he calls, I just consult it and I don't have to see him.
18:06This is absolutely infantile.
Scene DNA
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Beats
17:12Elaine reads excuse list
17:43Multiple personality Dan excuse
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Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld156 episodes · drives 890 scenes
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