S01E02 · SCENE 7/16 · 06:53
The Stakeout · Monk's Cafe
Monk's Breakup Attempt
Jerry tries to break up with Joel at Monk's but Joel cries and gets Knicks tickets.
06:53→11:00
in the episode · 4m 07s · S01E02
What happens
06:53–11:00Jerry tells Joel they shouldn't be friends. Joel weeps, calls Jerry his best fan. Jerry relents and gives Joel his Knicks tickets for next Wednesday.
Key lines
from this scene07:18You know, I have to eat.
07:27Anyway, the Hezbollah has invited me to perform.
09:30I tell everybody to go see his show!
10:42Say, where is that waitress? Hey!
Scene DNA
weights 0–1rapid back and forthargument
Beats
08:46Jerry initiates breakup
09:14Joel cries with mucus
10:10Jerry gives away tickets
Scene in the episode
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Who's in it
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld156 episodes · drives 890 scenes
George CostanzaJason Alexander154 episodes · drives 743 scenes
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