S01E02 · SCENE 7/16 · 06:53
The Stakeout · Monk's Cafe
Monk's Breakup Attempt

Jerry tries to break up with Joel at Monk's but Joel cries and gets Knicks tickets.

06:53→11:00
in the episode · 4m 07s · S01E02

What happens

06:53–11:00

Jerry tells Joel they shouldn't be friends. Joel weeps, calls Jerry his best fan. Jerry relents and gives Joel his Knicks tickets for next Wednesday.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJoel Horneck
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadJoel Horneck Breakup

Key lines

from this scene
07:18

You know, I have to eat.

07:27

Anyway, the Hezbollah has invited me to perform.

09:30

I tell everybody to go see his show!

10:42

Say, where is that waitress? Hey!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
awkward0.8
breakup0.7
humiliation0.6
humiliating0.6
avoidance0.5
lie0.4
sad0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

08:46Jerry initiates breakup
09:14Joel cries with mucus
10:10Jerry gives away tickets

Scene in the episode

06:53–11:00
A · Joel Horneck Breakup
B · George Floss Incident
C · Kramer Pizza Idea

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Guess That Episode #10 | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
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