S01E02 · SCENE 17/16 · 22:01
The Stakeout · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Talk Show

Jerry standup: pretend boring people are talk show guests.

22:01→22:05
in the episode · 0m 04s · S01E02

What happens

22:01–22:05

Jerry suggests imagining a talk show desk to endure unwanted conversations. The only problem is no way to say 'we're out of time'.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · resolution
ThreadJoel Horneck Breakup

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22:02

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social rule violation0.3
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Beats

21:14Pretend hosting talk show
21:23No way to say we're out of time

Scene in the episode

22:01–22:05
A · Joel Horneck Breakup
B · George Floss Incident
C · Kramer Pizza Idea

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