S05E17 · SCENE 1/23 · 00:02
The Wife · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup dry cleaning

Jerry performs standup about the odd dry cleaning relationship and the power of the dry-clean-only label.

00:02→00:42
in the episode · 0m 40s · S05E17

What happens

00:02–00:42

Jerry opens with a monologue on stage, joking about how dry cleaning creates a shared ownership of clothes and how the dry-clean-only label is the only warning people truly respect.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadFake marriage discount

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00:03

Of all the places you go...

00:18

You ought to shop with him. ''What do you think of this shirt?'' ''That would look good with a light starch.''

00:36

lt's dry-clean only. Are you crazy?''

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social rule violation0.2
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monologue

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