S05E17 · SCENE 7/23 · 07:00
The Wife · Jerry's apartment
George admits shower urination

George arrives and confesses he urinated in the shower at the health club and was seen by Greg.

07:00→07:42
in the episode · 0m 42s · S05E17

What happens

07:00–07:42

George enters and admits the problem: he peed in the shower and the guy opposite saw him and gave a dirty look. Jerry and Elaine react with disgust. George defends it as practical and claims it's not bad for kidneys.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · reveal
ThreadShower urination secret

Key lines

from this scene
07:07

Yeah, what was it?

07:10

l was in the locker room showering, and l -...l had to go, so-- -Here we go.

07:37

-Do you? -l take baths.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.9
confession0.7
humiliating0.6
petty grievance0.5
awkward0.4
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

07:20George admits peeing in shower

Scene in the episode

07:00–07:42
A · Fake marriage discount
B · Shower urination secret
C · Elaine mixed signals
D · Kramer tanning disaster

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