S05E17 · SCENE 16/23 · 15:00
The Wife · Jerry's apartment
Kramer tanning bed plan

Kramer decides to use a tanning bed to look good for meeting Anna's parents.

15:00→15:38
in the episode · 0m 38s · S05E17

What happens

15:00–15:38

Kramer says he must meet Anna's parents today but looks pale. He decides to hit the tanning machines to get color. Jerry warns it's bad for him. Kramer insists that's how he maintains his glow.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadKramer tanning disaster

Key lines

from this scene
15:01

-l'm sorry. lt's not ready yet. -Not ready?

15:32

-l'm going home. -Yeah.

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Beats

14:41Kramer meets Anna parents
15:25Kramer tanning bed

Scene in the episode

15:00–15:38
A · Fake marriage discount
B · Shower urination secret
C · Elaine mixed signals
D · Kramer tanning disaster

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