S05E17 · SCENE 23/23 · 21:05
The Wife · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup marriage contract
Jerry closes with standup comparing marriage to a car warranty and extended warranty program.
21:05→21:56
in the episode · 0m 51s · S05E17
What happens
21:05–21:56Jerry performs closing monologue: marriage as a big investment, bride's family pays like cash back, 'till death do us part' is the extended warranty, ring is the keys, value drops 20% off the lot.
Key lines
from this scene21:06To me, the thing about marriage is l can't believe how often it happens.
21:43Your value drops 20 percent when you drive each other off the lot.
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