S05E17 · SCENE 2/23 · 00:42
The Wife · Dry cleaner
Fake wife gets discount
Jerry and Meryl pretend to be married at the dry cleaner to get a 25% discount.
00:42→03:06
in the episode · 2m 24s · S05E17
What happens
00:42–03:06Jerry and Meryl banter like a married couple at the dry cleaner. The owner, Marty, finds a locket in Jerry's jacket and gives a 25% discount to Jerry's 'family.' Meryl claims the discount as Jerry's wife, and they play along.
Key lines
from this scene01:08You know, like an unemployed actor.
01:51-Pancakes were dynamite. -ls that my maple syrup?
01:59You got a lot to learn about pancakes.
03:00But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1rapid back and forth
Beats
02:23Marty offers 25% discount
02:44Meryl introduced as wife
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