S05E17 · SCENE 4/23 · 05:02
The Wife · Jerry's apartment
Jerry enjoys fake marriage

Jerry tells George how much he enjoys saying 'my wife' after the dry cleaner scheme.

05:02→05:26
in the episode · 0m 24s · S05E17

What happens

05:02–05:26

Back at the apartment, Jerry revels in the fake marriage, loving how 'my wife' starts sentences. George is skeptical but listens as Jerry explains the discount arrangement.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadFake marriage discount

Key lines

from this scene
05:13

lt's wonderful. l love saying '' My wife.'' Once l started saying it, l can't stop.

05:22

'' My wife has an inner ear infection.''

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Scene DNA

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cheerful0.7
obsession0.5
deadpan0.3
rapid back and forthcoined phrase

Beats

05:19Jerry loves saying my wife

Scene in the episode

05:02–05:26
A · Fake marriage discount
B · Shower urination secret
C · Elaine mixed signals
D · Kramer tanning disaster

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