S05E17 · SCENE 5/23 · 05:26
The Wife · Jerry's apartment
Kramer quilt discount request

Kramer asks Jerry to take his quilt to the cleaner for the discount; Elaine mentions a pact with Jerry.

05:26→06:31
in the episode · 1m 05s · S05E17

What happens

05:26–06:31

Kramer enters and asks Jerry to take his quilt to get the discount. Jerry refuses at first but relents. Elaine jokes about a marriage pact with Jerry if neither is married in 50 years, then changes it to 10. Kramer leaves to get his quilt.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadFake marriage discount

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05:34

We're doing this now? l can't be taking -...all your dry cleaning in. -Just this one time. lt's expensive.

05:43

What do you say, if neither of us is married in 1 0 years -...we get hitched? -Let's make it 50.

05:49

We're engaged. All right, l'm gonna get my quilt.

06:27

Maybe he wants to change our relationship.

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Scene in the episode

05:26–06:31
A · Fake marriage discount
B · Shower urination secret
C · Elaine mixed signals
D · Kramer tanning disaster

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