S05E09 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:02
The Masseuse · comedy club
Jerry standup serial killers
Jerry performs stand-up about serial killers and their neighbors.
00:02→00:40
in the episode · 0m 38s · S05E09
What happens
00:02–00:40Jerry opens with a monologue about how neighbors of serial killers always survive to give interviews. He jokes about women who fall in love with killers in prison and their disappointment when the killing stops.
Key lines
from this scene00:06They never kill the neighbour. The neighbour survives to do the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."
00:31"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."
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