S05E09 · SCENE 5/21 · 02:43
The Masseuse · Monk's Cafe
Kramer joins Giants game

Elaine mentions an extra Giants ticket; Kramer takes it.

02:43→03:24
in the episode · 0m 41s · S05E09

What happens

02:43–03:24

Elaine mentions Joel and she have an extra ticket to the Giants game. Kramer takes it. Jerry reveals he's double dating with George and Karen tonight with his masseuse girlfriend Jodi. Jerry complains Jodi won't give him a massage despite her profession.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverElaine
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadJerry massage quest

Key lines

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02:49

I'll leave a ticket for you at will call. Yeah!

03:19

I've looked through that window and screamed at him to shut the blinds.

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petty grievance0.5
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Scene in the episode

02:43–03:24
A · Elaine name change
B · Jerry massage quest
C · George obsession
D · Kramer back pain

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