S05E09 · SCENE 12/21 · 09:37
The Masseuse · Jerry's apartment
Jodi Arrives to Massage Kramer

Jodi arrives at Jerry's apartment to massage Kramer, ignoring Jerry.

09:37→10:05
in the episode · 0m 28s · S05E09
Jodi Arrives to Massage Kramer

What happens

09:37–10:05

Jodi comes over with her massage table. She greets Jerry coldly, then enthusiastically massages Kramer. Jerry is furious she brings her table but won't massage him. Kramer raves about the massage afterward.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJodi
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadJerry massage quest

Key lines

from this scene
09:48

I was giving Kramer a massage. Kramer.

10:01

I'll see you tonight.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
double standard0.9
petty grievance0.7
humiliation0.6
angry0.6
absurd0.5
rapid back and forth

Beats

10:06Kramer looser than creamed corn

Scene in the episode

09:37–10:05
A · Elaine name change
B · Jerry massage quest
C · George obsession
D · Kramer back pain

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