S05E09 · SCENE 13/21 · 10:05
The Masseuse · Jerry's apartment
Kramer Describes Massage
Kramer describes his amazing massage to a jealous Jerry.
10:05→11:54
in the episode · 1m 49s · S05E09
What happens
10:05–11:54Kramer gives a sensual, detailed account of Jodi's massage technique, rubbing oil long and deep with love. Jerry grows increasingly enraged that Kramer gets massages but he doesn't. Jerry forbids Kramer from getting more massages.
Key lines
from this scene11:03Jerry, she rubs with love.
11:33Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?
11:41I'm sorry, Kramer. Why, why? Look, I paid for her!
11:49Yeah, but why?! Final!
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologuerapid back and forth
Beats
11:26Jerry bans Kramer from massages
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