S05E09 · SCENE 11/21 · 08:05
The Masseuse · Jerry's apartment
Jerry complains no massage

Jerry tells George Jodi won't massage him but massaged Kramer.

08:05→09:37
in the episode · 1m 32s · S05E09
Jerry complains no massage

What happens

08:05–09:37

Jerry vents to George about Jodi refusing to massage him. George is distracted, obsessing over Jodi disliking him. Jerry reveals Jodi gave Kramer a massage but not him.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadJerry massage quest

Key lines

from this scene
08:14

So? I want the massage.

08:56

She didn't like me.

09:12

What were her exact-? "I don't like him."

09:31

I don't even know her sister! But if she's getting tickets she's not that good-looking!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
petty grievance0.8
double standard0.7
tense0.5
obsession0.4
angry0.4
rapid back and forth

Scene in the episode

08:05–09:37
A · Elaine name change
B · Jerry massage quest
C · George obsession
D · Kramer back pain

Clips from this episode

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