S05E09 · SCENE 24/21 · 21:12
The Masseuse · comedy club
Jerry standup massage suicide
Jerry closes with stand-up about Swedish massage and suicide rates.
21:12→21:56
in the episode · 0m 44s · S05E09
What happens
21:12–21:56Jerry performs closing stand-up about Swedes loving massage and meatballs but having high suicide rates. He jokes about professional massage being like chocolate rubbed on your face then stopped.
Key lines
from this scene21:24For a neutral country, they seem kind of tense.
21:41You wanna go, "Excuse me. I think you missed a spot."
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