S05E09 · SCENE 18/21 · 14:29
The Masseuse · Jerry's apartment
Jerry Insists on Massage

Jerry insists tonight he will finally get a massage from Jodi.

14:29→15:13
in the episode · 0m 44s · S05E09

What happens

14:29–15:13

Kramer begs for a massage but Jerry refuses, saying tonight's the night he gets one. Jerry tells Kramer to ask Newman for a massage instead. Jerry is determined to force the issue with Jodi.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadJerry massage quest

Key lines

from this scene
14:30

So I lugged that table, that big, heavy massage table all the way down to the cab!

15:07

Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
pursuit0.8
angry0.7
obsession0.6
tense0.5
threat0.3
rapid back and forth

Scene in the episode

14:29–15:13
A · Elaine name change
B · Jerry massage quest
C · George obsession
D · Kramer back pain

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