S05E09 · SCENE 7/21 · 03:52
The Masseuse · restaurant
Double date at restaurant

George showcases his personality on a double date but Jodi dislikes him.

03:52→05:10
in the episode · 1m 18s · S05E09

What happens

03:52–05:10

At a restaurant, George tells an exaggerated story about a saleswoman. Jodi and Karen discuss George's neck pain. George makes awkward comments about attractive women and traffic tickets. The date ends with tension as Jodi appears unimpressed.

Whererestaurant
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadGeorge obsession

Key lines

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04:21

Well, nothing. I didn't actually say that.

04:33

I've never seen you like this.

04:47

Are you saying she's not attractive?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
awkward0.9
social rule violation0.8
humiliation0.6
tense0.5
lie0.4
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

04:58Karen and George leave early

Scene in the episode

03:52–05:10
A · Elaine name change
B · Jerry massage quest
C · George obsession
D · Kramer back pain

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